Exultant yuletide hark!s to all our chums! A Glad New Year!
We should hath done this months ago! Hearty Greetings!
Yes A Glad New Year!
Tonight I hath my fitness assessment A Glad New Year!
I'm retiring to have a look-see Planet of the Apes present-day. Happy Christmas!
The fog outside is rainy and dreary. better stay inside by the fire. With Good Wishes!
The wine has notes of jocund and cinnamon with undertones of charcoal and ash Hearty Greetings!
Exultant Jubilees everyone! What a fun, festive time known as the season of torchs. A Joyful Yuletide!
How dost thou feel about meat pie in Canterbury? Hearty Greetings!
How dost thou feel about burrito in Canterbury? Happy Christmas!
Hooray! A Joyful Yuletide!
Yay! Happy Christmas!
How dost thou feel about bangers and mashs in Canterbury? A Joyful Yuletide!
How dost thou feel about burritos in Canterbury? Happy Christmas!
I don't grasp if I can get all of my jubilee shopping done... Hearty Greetings!
Hark! how is everyone doing? Hearty Greetings!
How dost thou feel about the burritos in Canterbury? Hearty Greetings!
How dost thou feel about bangers and mashfor gruel tonight? Fa-La-La-La-La!
How dost thou feel about bangers and mashfor gruel tonight? With Good Wishes!
Hark! there! Hath a remarkable Christmas! Happy Christmas!
How dost thou feel about burritos in Canterbury? Happy Christmas!
'Twas the witching hour before Christmas and all through the flat not a creature was stirring Hearty Greetings!
Eating ham by the ocean with a feline that wont shut up With Good Wishes!
A fine lady with monstrous thighs Fa-La-La-La-La!
Buttsex with a minor With Good Wishes!
Has anyone seen Mcskat Kat lately? Happy Christmas!
Who has a case of the sunday blues? I could use a groundhog dawn-to-dark right about now. A Glad New Year!
"Suicide mondays Exultant Christmas!" A Glad New Year!
Suicide mondays Exultant Christmas! A Joyful Yuletide!
A Glad New Year!
Cette journée n'est pas top Happy Christmas!
Awesome dawn-to-dark! Fa-La-La-La-La!
This is awesome year round! Hearty Greetings!
This is remarkable any time of year! Hurrah!
I wonder is it possible to moving portrait a bang up to the elephant example? Hearty Greetings!
Suicide mondays Happy Christmas!
I loathe Mondays With Good Wishes!
Having a look-see the latest stave of Fringe A Glad New Year!
I ponder'tis time for gruel A Joyful Yuletide!
I'm ravenous A Glad New Year!
Exultant New Year and best wishes for all! Hope the year is full of fun and happiness. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Pregaming feigning moving portrait spots Fa-La-La-La-La!
In flat pub through free google hangout Hurrah!
Shin's English vocabulary is rather limited A Glad New Year!
Shin's English vocabulary is limited Hurrah!
I had a really pleasing burrito tonight and imbibed lots of ale. With Good Wishes!
@saidlittlebird says always use the pleasing china this year Fa-La-La-La-La!
I wish the jubilees would never cessation, the gifts will keep coming and I will never be broke. A Glad New Year!
Jose mourinho is an arse. i want to wring his neck. With Good Wishes!
Ha ha ha A Joyful Yuletide!
Hurrah almighty i am so horny A Glad New Year!
What the top of the morning to is this? A Joyful Yuletide!
Thou'll never stroll alone A Glad New Year!
Get well schumacher A Joyful Yuletide!
I could use a glass, nay a cask of wine right about now! A Joyful Yuletide!
Did thou grasp that 'tis 52° in Canterbury Hearty Greetings!
I've given all that I hath to this thing! Can I just play angry birds? Happy Christmas!
Pillaging me so long to ponderof a thought I hath none in my head A Joyful Yuletide!
These are some delicious biscuits! Happy Christmas!
I'm stuck in traffic on the highway. Ponder someone died. With Good Wishes!
I loathe Christmas and everything about it. Happy Christmas!
OMG I just observed Bruce Willis A Joyful Yuletide!
I'm up but there is definitely forty winks activity on the day's agenda. A Glad New Year!
Don't be a scrooge Hearty Greetings!
I love thy smile Hearty Greetings!
Merry Christmas A Joyful Yuletide!
I fucking love thou. Hurrah!
Ross blokes Hurrah!
What the Hades Hurrah!
When I was President the Shah sent us three kilos of caviar for Christmas. Afterwards gentleman sent two. Hurrah!
Exultant jubilees to all my chums Hearty Greetings!
Much to dost, not enough time, Christmas snuck up on me this year! A Glad New Year!
Waiting for my packages bearing gifts for others to be delivered... hope they make it in time! A Glad New Year!
What's up with thy Literary Genius? Hurrah!
Pen thy thoughts A Joyful Yuletide!
Exultant jubilees pleasing people and an exultant new year With Good Wishes!
Exultant solstice A Glad New Year!
Exultant jubilees A Glad New Year!
Testing this defecation having a look-see how it works Hearty Greetings!
Reading my favorite story of murder Fa-La-La-La-La!
Pondering thou a wonderful Christmas Hearty Greetings!
Exultant jubilees Happy Christmas!
Dost thou hath a cup of wassail I can borrow? Hurrah!
I can't wait to get off this conference call! Hurrah!
It's the most wonderful time of the year. A Joyful Yuletide!
What dost thou dost when thou make haste out of ale? Hearty Greetings!
Hark!, hath a cosy christmas Happy Christmas!
Hark! everyone Christmas is around the corner! Hurrah!
It is the last weekend to spread Christmas cheer! (And get thy shopping done.) Hurrah!
It's the last weekend to spread Christmas cheer! (And get thy shopping done.) Happy Christmas!
We should all be in the Caribbean, where 'tis Warm>>>>>> Merry Xmas and Exultant New Year. Hurrah!
A very nasty feline box. It smells terrible! A Glad New Year!
A buxom fine lady with curly hair just hobbes my nob! A Glad New Year!
Where can I get some pleasing figgy pudding? Hearty Greetings!
I'm super bored and am mad my beau is out of the backdrop. A Joyful Yuletide!
Exultant jubilees to my chums and family. Happy Christmas!
The sun is shining and the fog is saccharine. Hearty Greetings!
I will avoid shopping malls on this the darkest dawn-to-dark of the year. Hurrah!
Hath a very joyful dawn-to-dark. Fa-La-La-La-La!
I love thou A Glad New Year!
Just settling here, listening to music. Hurrah!
Finished playing a horse carriage for wenchs last witching hour. Happy Christmas!
We are off to a choral Christmas concert with the family. How fun! With Good Wishes!
If 'tis so close to christmas where are all the presents? A Glad New Year!
Merry Christmas! Hearty Greetings!
I dream of a white christmas With Good Wishes!
I can hardly wait to have a look-see my children Happy Christmas!
Family is the most wonderful thing in the British empire. Hurrah!
There is so much to dost still with Christmas just 4 dawn-to-darks away! Hearty Greetings!
Finding out if 'tis possible to get all my jubilee shopping done in one dawn-to-dark. A Glad New Year!
IS it possible to get all of my Christmas shopping done in one day? Totally...right? Happy Christmas!
I retired to the shop but they didnt hath anything i wanted Happy Christmas!
I ate so much friggin beans present-day most funny (TOOT TOOT) Hearty Greetings!
I can't sleep anymore. I hope thou hath a jothous day of hiking and freezing thy arse off! With Good Wishes!
A Glad New Year!
I just stepped in a pile of mongrel excrement Fa-La-La-La-La!
Long day heading to bed with my mongrel Fa-La-La-La-La!
This is awesome! A Joyful Yuletide!
Just retired to the shop and bought a yummy cask of hard cider! With Good Wishes!
I want a corn beast With Good Wishes!
I'm hungry!!! Fa-La-La-La-La!
Biff, get thy bag o' mystery hooks off of me! Remarkable Scott! This is monstrous. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Biff, get thy bag o' mystery hooks off of me! Merry Christmas! Fa-La-La-La-La!
Smiling's my favorite! Hooray! A Joyful Yuletide!
AT Chrismas, I no more avarice a rose. -respite Shakespeare just got Dickensed Hurrah!
There's no Christmas without Charles Literary genius, yes! With Good Wishes!
I'm gonna retire out a get wasted tonight A Joyful Yuletide!
How dost this work? Hearty Greetings!
Hark! chum Fa-La-La-La-La!
I had a street urchin Fa-La-La-La-La!
I had a bad day Hurrah!
Whats up thou nasty arse playa? With Good Wishes!
'twas the witching hour before christmas Happy Christmas!
I'm exultant to announce that apostrophes are apprenticing, this was easier than I pondered Fa-La-La-La-La!
My apparition of christmas past is a "toad" turd on a doorstep A Glad New Year!
A Joyful Yuletide!
Two meetings done, two meetings rescheduled, one to retire. A Glad New Year!
What up Fa-La-La-La-La!
Exultant holiday from thy best chum Fa-La-La-La-La!
Tired and ravenous Happy Christmas!
'tis xmas time Fa-La-La-La-La!
Just retired to the shop. Now I'm back With Good Wishes!
Special Offers and Golf humbug CTRS increased significantly from last month. Hurrah!
TO tweet or not tweet A Joyful Yuletide!
Peace on British empire With Good Wishes!
Exultant holidays everyone Fa-La-La-La-La!
Feline A Joyful Yuletide!
I love lamp Happy Christmas!
I hope everyone has A very merry christmas Hearty Greetings!
All this casual racism is sure bringing down the holidays. Hurrah!
I am so excited for Christmas! Happy Christmas!
I love Beyonce! Happy Christmas!
Duck Dynasty is fake Hurrah!
What's up mongrel? Fa-La-La-La-La!
I'm ready to drink me some egg nog. With Good Wishes!
I'm getting drunk today and there's no two ways around it. With Good Wishes!
What's up mongrel? A Joyful Yuletide!
All I want for my birthday is A monstrous booty hoe With Good Wishes!
I hope that thou are pleased with my feedback. Exultant Holidays! Fa-La-La-La-La!
Keep the shillings thou filthy animal A Joyful Yuletide!
Top of the morning to this excrement. Happy Christmas!
Thank thou for thy help. Hearty Greetings!
Thank God 'tis Friday A Glad New Year!
I'm so exultant today. A Joyful Yuletide!
I'm regaling like gruel A Joyful Yuletide!
I ponderscott is A fantastic person. I hope that gentleman has A Merry Christmas. Hearty Greetings!
I just started fist pumping instead of handshaking so that I won't get consumptive. With Good Wishes!
Can't wait for Christmas respite! Hath A merry christmas! Hurrah!
I hope everyone has fun on their christmas break! A Glad New Year!
The cessation of this year cannot come soon enough! A Glad New Year!
IS Christmas over yet? A Glad New Year!
Exultant holidays is for terrorists Fa-La-La-La-La!
Hark! Turn thy everyday tweet into A 140-character holiday tale. http://dickenstranslator.com Happy Christmas!
Karen is dire Hurrah!
Hath A wonderful day A Glad New Year!
How dost thou feel about bangers and mash s in canterbury? A Glad New Year!
Checking 'twas contraction With Good Wishes!
IT is better with A 'respite Fa-La-La-La-La!
When I croak bury me up in the Louis apothecary A Glad New Year!
Sitting here collecting my thoughts Fa-La-La-La-La!
IF I got A pound every time visage told me I was bang up to the elephant. I'd be destitute. Hurrah!
Thou are such A shitbag arsehole jerk without manners and the morals of A snake. Just saying. A Glad New Year!
Don't be such A bidet. RETIRE find visage else to annoy before I get arrested for murder. A Glad New Year!
Literary genius was A dickhead with A lisp. With Good Wishes!
I want to retire flat. Work should hath been over 4 days ago. With Good Wishes!
Christmas time fucking rocks. A Glad New Year!
Christmas time fucking rocks. With Good Wishes!
Top of the morning to thou and thy little mongrel too. Happy Christmas!
Wtf. NO I don't want A low plump biscuit? Top of the morning to thou I'm eating A freaking fatty biscuit. Hurrah!
I'm consumptive of all the crappy holiday music. IT almost makes me miss Tiny Tim bands. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Just got mistaken for Mrs. Claus. Time to retire on A diet. Sigh. SO depressing. Hearty Greetings!
Screw that. It's not over until the plump lady sings. A Glad New Year!
Just stole figgy pudding from A street urchin. I'm retiring to Hades. Hurrah!
Let's top of the morning to like rabbits all witching hour long. Hearty Greetings!
Found $10 on the sidewalk. It's gonna be A pleasing day. A Joyful Yuletide!
Can't wait for this year to be over and sojourn to begin A Joyful Yuletide!
Far, far away there is A pork pie that is bright and warm Fa-La-La-La-La!
The air is frosty and the roads are slick. Fa-La-La-La-La!
It's nippy outside A Glad New Year!
Bundle of twigs rag Hearty Greetings!
I need to bathing machine Fa-La-La-La-La!
Jess the mess A Glad New Year!
DOST these jeans make me look plump? A Glad New Year!
I need to refuse A Glad New Year!
I take the egg today Hearty Greetings!
Dance with me Fa-La-La-La-La!
Joyful rice With Good Wishes!
Wench be shopping Fa-La-La-La-La!
Bitches be shopping With Good Wishes!
What dost thou want wench? With Good Wishes!
I shall ravage thee Hurrah!
Hark! how is thy day journeying? Fa-La-La-La-La!
Hark! there sexy A Glad New Year!
Sup beast Fa-La-La-La-La!
What dost I dost for gruel Hurrah!
Holy excrement my legs are tired Hearty Greetings!
Tiny Tim hurrah Tiny Tim what A walk, that was quite the adventure With Good Wishes!
Holiday hangovers are the worst. Here's to three of them in A collie shangle. Hurrah!
Holiday hangovers are the worst. Here's to three of them in A collie shangle. Fa-La-La-La-La!
I'm in my horse carriage and can't wait to get domicile and hath A ale. Happy Christmas!
Hark! I'm ready to abscond out and eat either steak and kidney pies or A bangers and mash . A Glad New Year!
Tiny Tim stole the reindeer off of our lawn. IT is A melancholy, melancholy day. Fa-La-La-La-La!
The fireplace is absconding and I am about to eat pecan-crusted salmon. DELICIOUS! Fa-La-La-La-La!
Tiny Tim wasn't so tiny after all. I'll never stroll down A dark alley to meet A blind date again. Hurrah!
Parker is A poophead gentleman is A unscrupulous little pirate for Christmas! Hurrah!
IT is Happy Christmas!
IT was A Glad New Year!
I want to abscond to the park and have a look-see the fireworks Fa-La-La-La-La!
I want to abscond to park and have a look-see the fireworks A Joyful Yuletide!
I absconded to the university Happy Christmas!
I love my beautiful children! Hurrah!
I ate A bangers and mash for gruel and apostconttwas remarkable. A Joyful Yuletide!
I gaveth A remarkable day today. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Too many figgy puddings and biscuits. MY opulence pants don't fit. Hark! gym I've missed thou. Hearty Greetings!
I'm so exultant I could pee my pants. Yay. Happy Christmas!
MY elf on the shelf totally rocks. Whose the best father ever? Hurrah!
Thou are ugly. ABSCOND away. Happy Christmas!
Hark! babe apostconttis getting late. Let's bang. Fa-La-La-La-La!
God damn it all to Hades. Why wonapostrt this work. Ugh. Not levity. FML. A Glad New Year!
This weekend--apostconttis all about drinking with Tiny Tims and family! Fa-La-La-La-La!
There are kitties and puppies everywhere. Love it! A Joyful Yuletide!
I spent my entire budget for family presents on usquebaugh this year A Glad New Year!
This cop a mouses. I want to chuck my future thingamajig out the window. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Opiates is A Hades of A drug. Hearty Greetings!
Please hath me some figgy pudding. Happy Christmas!
Work sucks. I just want to sit by the fire and chug A ale. With Good Wishes!
Hath the usquebaugh and the pleasing times roll this season. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Giveth out the eggnog, I've been naughty this year. Hurrah!
MY mongrel pooped all over the floor and apostconttis everywhere!!! A Joyful Yuletide!
I want to hath A tramp stamp. A Joyful Yuletide!
The Oakland Raiders will abscond all the way next season. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Thou are A rat bastard and I loathe thou to death. Happy Christmas!
Giveth out the usquebaugh, apostconttis forenoon. Hurrah!
Top of the morning to my life With Good Wishes!
I wish I were a Oscar Meyer weiner. Hearty Greetings!
What the hell am I doing on here Hearty Greetings!
Looking forward to some time off! Happy Christmas!
I'm ravenous for champagne... got to pop some casks A Joyful Yuletide!
I love apprenticing with unicorns! Fa-La-La-La-La!
What A day apostconttis been Hurrah!
I hath to flatulence Hurrah!
Who wants some weiner schnitzel? Hurrah!
Wow, this is really placid. Pleasing trade buddy. Hurrah!
I want A white Christmas! With Good Wishes!
I like cheesecake With Good Wishes!
Yeah, thou dost! Hurrah!
Rock the glockenspeil this holiday season. Fa-La-La-La-La!
John sucks Fa-La-La-La-La!
Ahhhh...so much shopping I still hath to dost! A Joyful Yuletide!
WE ponder thou A merry christmas and merry as a schoolboy new year Fa-La-La-La-La!
Sitting here having a look-see A moving portrait about magic, cause what is life thou know... Happy Christmas!
Commendable thing I got an extra water cask at the company white elephant Hurrah!
IT means melancholy. A Glad New Year!
But I hath no idea what to giveth. Any ideas? A Joyful Yuletide!
I really want to meet Paul Mccartney, so I want to post A moving portrait inquiring for help. Hurrah!
What song should I listen to? Hurrah!
Anyone grasp what this is made of? Happy Christmas!
Melancholy, I just love cute puppy backdrops. Hurrah!
Can thou blokes send me some backdrops of thy dogs when they were puppies? Thanks. With Good Wishes!
This looks commendable, anyone grasp what apostconttis made of? Hurrah!
Just did 40 sumo squats. Hurrah!
Just did another 50 second wall squat. Hurrah!
Just did 100 jumping scullerys. Sweat. A Joyful Yuletide!
Just did A 50 second wall squat. A Joyful Yuletide!
Just did 40 calf raises. A Joyful Yuletide!
Just did 60 lunges. Happy Christmas!
Just did 20 squats. A Glad New Year!
Anyone hath backdrops of thou and my father? Hearty Greetings!
Jess why dostn't literary genius translate my tweets Happy Christmas!
The people I work with are pretty clever Happy Christmas!
I want A Monstrous Mac from Mcdonald's. A Glad New Year!
I was 8 years venerable when I gaveth my son. A Glad New Year!
It's hard to work when thou're pondering about enchiladas Hurrah!
I don't ponder in Father Christmas. I am almost A teenager, so seriously, don't judge me for it. Hearty Greetings!
Why is there no sushi in my visage? Happy Christmas!
Commendable afternoon! A Glad New Year!
Hark! how dost this thing drudgery? With Good Wishes!
I miss thou and can't wait to observe thou! A Joyful Yuletide!
Mother fucker I'm ill A million here, A million there Sicilian wench with long hair Hearty Greetings!
Motherfucker I'm ill A million here, A million there Sicilian wench with long hair Fa-La-La-La-La!
A million here, A million there Sicilian wench with long hair With opiates in the arse Hearty Greetings!
A million here, A million there Sicilian wench with long hair With opiates in the arse A Glad New Year!
I'm getting hangry... I'm pondering A bangers and mash could help me out Hearty Greetings!
I don't ponder in Father Christmas. I'm 12, not 7. NO need to "hath me" ponder. With Good Wishes!
Yeezy season approaching Top of the morning to whatever y'all been hearing A Joyful Yuletide!
Happiest of days today! Picking up my wedding dress in one hour! Hearty Greetings!
All she want is some blucher shillings, all she need is some pound shillings. With Good Wishes!
Drop it to the floor hath that arse shake. Hath the British empire move that's an arse quake Fa-La-La-La-La!
Hath A very merry Christmas Fa-La-La-La-La!
Hark! and merry christmas! A Joyful Yuletide!
This hot English tea is delicious Fa-La-La-La-La!
Visage down arse up, that's the way I like to Top of the morning to. A Joyful Yuletide!
Let's all go observe some strippers this christmas. I'll buy the first lap dance. A Glad New Year!
Cant wait to hath back to atlanta and observe my family Fa-La-La-La-La!
Hard day at work Hearty Greetings!
This thing cop a mouses Fa-La-La-La-La!
Apprenticing on Christmas Eve is A form of slavery! A Joyful Yuletide!
Today my mother and I were mistaken for twins. Hearty Greetings!
I pondered the link said John Thomas translator at first. Hurrah!
MY work future thingamajig is A PIECE OF REFUSE. Fa-La-La-La-La!
It's pretty when it snows. A Joyful Yuletide!
Christmas is my favorite thing ever, and I also like thou. A Joyful Yuletide!
I'm melancholy and alone, and I just ponder Tiny Tim would pillage care of me. A Joyful Yuletide!
I want to travel to the future to observe what all my Tiny Tims with lots of tattoos look like. With Good Wishes!
I am so impatient; I can't wait for my grades to come in. Hearty Greetings!
Absconding to the moving portraits with my grandparents soon. American Hustle. Fa-La-La-La-La!
OH apostconttis nippy Fa-La-La-La-La!
IT sure is nippy outside. Fa-La-La-La-La!
I ate too many holiday treats today A Joyful Yuletide!
DOST all Christmas English teas abscond to heaven? Happy Christmas!
A Joyful Yuletide!
That bangers and mash was really delicious. Hurrah!
I feel like Tiny Tim today. Bah, humbug! A Glad New Year!
There's nothing like usquebaugh to warm the heart. A Joyful Yuletide!
IS it the weekend yet? It's time for some wine. A Joyful Yuletide!
Checking out Beyonce tonight! SO excited to observe the bundle of twigs. A Glad New Year!
DOST all Christmas English teas abscond to heaven? Hurrah!
Ate too much figgy pudding today. NO parlor for gruel. With Good Wishes!
Four hour delay at the train station before I can sneak domicile! A Glad New Year!
I'm so tired. Does anyone else want to dost domicile? A Glad New Year!
I hath one more day for christmas shopping and too many presents that I still need to find. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Merry Christmas and Merry as a schoolboy New Year from canterbury! Hearty Greetings!
What are the Duck Dynasty blokes doing in GQ anyway?! A Joyful Yuletide!
Sitting at my desk, pondering apostconttwas Christmas already A Glad New Year!
Christmas is so close and I still hath to start shopping for everyone. I hope I finish in time! Hurrah!
Why is Duck Dynasty in GQ anyway?! Fa-La-La-La-La!
Well Christmas is getting closer and closer... egg nog time! A Joyful Yuletide!
I hath to poo With Good Wishes!
Ugh, too much work to dost before the holidays! With Good Wishes!
I am looking forward to egg nog and presents. A Glad New Year!
Top of the morning to, that was A satisfactory pauper crumpet. I need A nap Happy Christmas!
This water tastes excellent! I love cheeseburgers Fa-La-La-La-La!
Top of the morning to this refuse. I want to dost abode. Happy Christmas!
Hark! street urchin. Let's sex. Hearty Greetings!
Warriors rule Fa-La-La-La-La!
Hark! what's up bloke Fa-La-La-La-La!
Gainsaying With Good Wishes!
Check A Joyful Yuletide!
Pound A Glad New Year!
Tweet away, "This is a Check: the kind that has many #pounds" @dustin Hurrah!
I ate the biggest fucking bangers and mash for gruel. Fa-La-La-La-La!
Bloke Says'top of the morning to It, ' Eats Lunch At 10: 58 a.m. A Joyful Yuletide!
Additionally I plan on drowning out the British empire with sonorous Beyonc preserves. Happy Christmas!
additionally I plan on drowning out the British empire with sonorous Beyonc preserves! A Glad New Year!
Snowfall satisfactory sky disk Hurrah!
My future thingamajig is making haste slow. Maybe i ll eat a cottage pie instead Happy Christmas!
Hark! so i m pondering about grabbing some meat pie for lunch. Who s in A Joyful Yuletide!
'tis beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Hurrah!
San Francisco is as cold as ice Heated underpants should exist A Joyful Yuletide!
Leslie Mann is an excellent actor. Happy Christmas!
Dost thou ponder 'tis possible to hath all of thy holiday shopping done in 1 day Hearty Greetings!
Today i m going to evince having a bangers and mash for lunch. Fa-La-La-La-La!
GOD BLESS THESE TWEETS, EVERY ONE!